What doesn’t ISO Register have?  Well, a kitchen sink.  To wash your hands of this amazing collection of online marketing magic, which you’d best reconsider if you get them dirty in this garden of gold dust and silver, gem-encrusted flora, with little bunnies of pearly essence hoping about like mad hatters and proliferating goodness all over the place, you would have to use the outdoor garden hose of liquid profitability, but who in her or his right mind would ever dream of doing something, well, just plain silly as that?  ISO Register is the online marketing and advertising resource extraordinaire that surprises again and again as you discover and then rediscover what it is all about.

. . . there was Click Thru.

Yes, even before the big bang, even before sliced bread, the very first traffic exchange site in virtual reality was Click Thru.  At least, this is what I have been led to understand.  And if it is NOT true, if I have been misguided, I care not in that it is my whim to accept Click Thru as the grand master, the proverbial genesis of the TE world, and it most certainly is in a class by itself.

This traffic exchange is unlike any of the others, and that is regardless of whether the regular TopTen in Traffic Hoopla are actually the top at any given moment or not.

How is Click Thru so unique, you ask?  Well, check it out  —

The four main sections are a) My Account; b) Earn Cash; c) Get Stuff: and d) Advertise.  Each of these sections boasts a plethora of aspects.  In My Account, for example, you find an additional five subsections, these being, “How It Works”, “Messages”, “Orders”, “Setting” and “Forum”, which are all fairly self-explanatory titles.  The “Forum” section is a forum.  Click Thru members can communicate with each other and with the Click Thru admin.  Clicking through into the forum today reveals such postings as the following:

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urgentneeded! 28 Aug 3:10am

Do contact me as soon as you receive this letter througth my private email address: usmanibrahim@live.fr

Yours faithfully,
Mr.Usman IBRAHIM.
The assistant Manager
Auditing department of
Bank of Africa (B.O.A)

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Well, okay, maybe that’s not the best example of forum activity.  I don’t know who this guy Usman is and what is so gol-fired urgent, and I don’t imagine I am going to go find out.  Anyway, how about this posting:

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Didn’t get My credit I paid for 11 Mar 9:24am

I faxed in proof that it was paid with My paypal account and yet I still have not been credited or contacted 09 Mar 2006 33 PageViews
- Wall-Mart * Shopping $0.99 USD Delivered: No Tracking Available

09 Mar 2006 33 PageViews
- Affiliate Programs $0.99 USD Delivered: No Tracking Available

09 Mar 2006 33 PageViews
- Wyoming satellite installers $0.99 USD Delivered: No Tracking Available

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Uh, maybe that’s not such a wonderful example of what’s up in Click Thru according to the fotum either.  And I have no idea what this poster is complaining about.

Okay, well, never mind all that.  Let’s check out the “How It Works” part of My Account.  On this page there is this statement: “When you use ClickThru.com you earn play money called ClickThru Cash. Use it to buy real advertising or advertiser products without spending real money!”  Now, that’s more like it.  It lists the different ways in which you can earn some of this play money as, Surfing, Tasks, Rewards Membership, Referrals, Swaps and Winnings, with a bit of a synopsis detailing each play cash netting scenario, like under Surfing where it tells a Click Thru member the following:  “Surf the web by remote control. Surf sites in your favorite categories! Earn at least $0.01 for every site you visit. Plus, win up to $1,000 instantly for clicking a HotSpot!”  Cool, right?!  One cent per view!  That’s pretty exciting, don’t you think?  I have earned $9.98 already, all during the past, lemme think here, oh, maybe two and a half years.

Well, maybe that’s not so great.  But whatever.  Ten bucks is ten bucks.  Alright, so it’s not ten bucks, but hey, every little bit helps, doesn’t it?  At least it helps me, being as how I am not yet actually an Internet kazillionaire  —  in fact, I’m still basically just a centinaire . . . I wonder why that is . . . hmmm.

Hey, so what, Click Thru is a cool traffic exchange site and it’s . . . uh, different.  Okay, nuff said for now.  Just go sign up for it.  Use my link.

In order to get your SpiderWeb Marketing System message out there to the masses, they of that ilk that join you in the quest for multiple streams of online lucre, a number of viral promotional devices exist. Check these babies out at your leisure if you would, or instead and more presciently, immediately and with great urgency:

Leads Leap includes a smattering of letters that, for one, one might set up within an autoresponder matrix used to convince those listed in said matrix as “marketing leads”, or “friends”, what have you, that they really wanna like right now and you’d better hurry up and get this NOW so I can make money off of you my friend. Here is an example of that kind of autoresponder letter:

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An Amazingly Simple Way To Generate Free Leads.

Hi ~Firstname~,

Today, I’m going to share with you a free traffic generation system called LeadsLeap.com.

If you have heard about this service and you have not registered your free account, I suggest that you do it now at

http://www.leadsleap.com?referid=iagodeotto

LeadsLeap is an ingenious system that combines the power of contextual advertising and network lead generation.

In this system, you are allowed to post ads to 10 levels of network you have built.

Unlike traditional network lead generation methods, LeadsLeap only allows members to post their ads in the form of contextual ad.

This means your leads do not receive obtrusive ads from their uplines, which is a good thing because no one likes to receive junk ads.

Moreover, LeadsLeap sends very informative and useful newsletters to their members. I’ve saved some of the newsletters for future reference. I’m sure you will benefit from the newsletter too.

This is a free service. Register your account now at

http://www.leadsleap.com?referid=iagodeotto

Regards,
~Your Name~

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Anyway, I like this one.

And then there is the more set-and-forget type of viral advert tool you can implement with little to no excruciating pain and endless remorse that is found with Traffic Digger.

This then brings us to the third viral promotional aid presented in Volume One of “Nifty Advert Resources” every intrepid Netrepreneur needs be including in the arsenal of advert tools that will without doubt launch you into the stratosphere of online kazillionairedom.

Granted, The List Auction is somewhat more complex to get a handle on, to understand all its intricacies and nuances. But that’s just the way it is. Get over it. Stop crying. Start laughing. Or even more fun as well as funny, laugh so hard that tears roll down your cheeks. But don’t forget to put these three very powerful programs to work to draw zillions of zombies to your sites who want to buy and buy and buy mindlessly and forever. Enjoy that zombie traffic.

The following article is written by my good Facebook buddy Glen Crosier, and I asked if I could post it on My Net Biz Blog. Glen has also been interviewed by Frank Kern in a case study that Frank did of Glen’s online marketing success.

Have You Got the “Right” Personality for Social Marketing ?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 9:39pm

Seems “social etiquette” is a hot topic…

Look at the successful social marketers…They are extremely “connectable” and seem to have some common personality traits making them ideally suited to social networking.

Take Twitter for instance…

You only have to read the tweets of Mari Smith, Deborah Micek, and many others to understand learned strategy and tactics are all part of the equation…

But there’s also a unique personality shining through all tweets.

Communication with just 140 characters of text providing bite sized tips, tricks and energetic interaction is an art form. This adds value for followers but also shows people what the “tweeter” is like as a person…people get hooked on the “personalities” behind the tweets.

Admittedly, there’s nothing new about personality driven marketing, but I’m not talking about Dan Kennedy style ads. I’m talking about authentic genuine personality coming through each day through the tweets, the posts, the videos…

And it’s those with personalities most suited to social marketing who win this game…

Could anyone successfully use just the tactics regardless of their natural personality…OR is a certain “personality type” for effective social marketing almost a pre-requisite today?

I’ve tagged all the people who I’ve mentioned in this note plus other friends who have contributed recently to conversations on related topics.

Leaving the male/female stereotypes aside, I’d love to hear your thoughts on this:

Is there an “ideal” personality type for social marketing ?

And, if there is how do we best invest our time connecting with “The Connectables” ?

Cheers:)
Glen

Follow me on Twitter…There’s No Charge For Randomness…

Related Discussion Links

The links to discussions I’ve referred to directly are listed here along with some other posts delving into related issues. All interesting stuff by valued contributors here on Facebook.

Email Etiquette by Mari Smith

Social Media Marketing: Battle of the Sexes by Mari Smith

Women Making Waves by Ian Chapman

Friend Requests: Don’t Be a Stranger by Scott Brandon Hoffman

10 Rules For Adding Friends by Lou Bortone

The Value of Impersonal Connections by Brian Campbell

Fellow Future SpiderWeb Marketer:

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Global Net Promote has exclusive, way cool “Set and Forget” technology, so you will not be logging in each and every day in order to post your URLs.

You may be wondering why Chaos and Chasm play a part in this scenario, this sitcom, the shenanigans that reside herein. Well, I grabbed this off of Chaos Chasm II in hopes that it might explain what you apparently are obviously wondering about, if I am to believe you. Forthwith, is that:

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You gotta go back, way back, deep even, into old Greek myths, to get at the root of Chaos and its relationship to Chasm. And I didn’t even know this when I put the twain together as my first domain name of choice. It was like a chaos magic moment, that was.

Chaos Chasm popped into my noggin suddenly, and although I didn’t know what, I just knew that it meant something. It sounded like it meant something, clanging around alliteratively inside my head. In its Greek-spawned Roman script I liked too how the “ch” combo has the potential for pronunciation willies, and the confusive curiousity any possible meaning could contain might make one take note of this domain moniker.

The story sorta goes like this.

Thoughts of how sense would prevail over being lost in a desert were blooming with purple promise while wondering once what cool domain name I should impress with that summed up my approach to figuring out all this online viral network marketing brouhaha when “Chaos Chasm!” chimed in. Then when setting up my first website with GDI’s stuff, I staggered into (as opposed to stumbled upon) some sites on the origins of these two words and how they are one, and this reverberated with the Beavis and Butthead in me.

It turns out that the ancient meaning of the Greek word “chaos” is “a gaping void”, or “a vast, empty, wide-open, yawning bottomless pit”, like a chasm, and in fact the “cha” part of both words is their lingual link, a verb that I guess can be romanized “kha” and italicized, making it look all foreign or alien, or Greek-like, come to think of it, to represent that it is Greek and not Latin for some reason, and which means “to open wide”. The old Greeks, the ancient ones anyway, I don’t mean like an earlier generation, like your uncle or somebody, just to get that straight, we don’t want anymore confusion than is requisite here, but maybe you’re ahead of me on this — so, anyway, they figured that the Gods all came out of this nowhere land, kinda like the light of reason growing from the darkness, order from disorder, that kind of thing.

And so I thought, well that’s pretty cool, all B&B-like. Triple double you chaos chasm dot double you ess. Has a ring to it, don’t you think? So I swept up all the more useful other dubdotz with this domain name as well, like “.info”, “.net”, “.biz”, and whatnot.

Back when I was more in the dark about online marketing, I would never have known to make order out of a bit of virtual matter like this. And although only a couple of other chasochasm sites are up and running, there are plans, yesireebob!!

However, I am getting off topic, which is, how the gods of higher purpose coalesced from out of the abyss of empty-headedness on my part to manifest an opportunity to get the cyber avenues cleared of debris and other obstacles on my journey to becoming an Internet marketing kazillionaire.

Now THAT’S what this baby is about!!!!

Now, in the previous post, First Blood, I went full throttle in the revision of a piece of writing which is supplied to we SpiderWeb Marketing System ingenues by the SpiderWeb admin to help give first-time visitors to one’s Spidey blog, like this one, a taste of what this system is all about and how it is superior to other systems, like, as in the example given in said piece, the Magnetic Sponsoring program by Mike Dillard, which, if my Twitter followers are attuned to reality, is being implemented by Renegade Marketing. However, I have come to understand that it is best for the intrepid Net marketer to make use of one’s own material, in that “content is king” and Google loves content and content drives traffic to one’s sites and all that. Therefore, my revision putting the Spidey admin’s generic blog posting on the glories of the Spidey Sys into the unique and individual vernacular of yours truly, the Intrepid Netrepreneur of the Chaos Chasm Collective. However, I ran into a bit of a dilemma while revising the admin’s stuff.

I got confused. I got off track. I digressed. Perhaps even, I failed to make a point, or at least a point that anyone besides yours truly, the Intrepid Netrepreneur of the Chaos Chasm Collective, could possibly make rhyme or reason of. And didn’t your grandma ever tell you not to end a sentence with a preposition, goddammit?

Uh, okay, digression, again . . . sorry about that.

Anyway, based on the tumultuous experience of the revising conniptions that I experienced in First Blood, I have been able to summon up from the depths a more succinct summary of the following than that which one must needs be treading through in my previous posting. But first, here is the original, re-paragraphed for easier reader consumption, followed immediately by my brand new spanking revision which sums it all up in just a few friendly words — or maybe that’s supposed to be “brand spanking new”:

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Hello,

Douglas Ellsworth back again, writing to you from beautiful , , with some thoughts about a couple of great systems out there. I’ll cut to the chase. Magnetic Sponsoring is a good, well-established program. But the Spider Web Marketing System is better. Better as in, easier to set up, takes less time to maintain, and most importantly, makes more money.

There are so many different Internet systems out there that make all sorts of claims. Before getting into the SpiderWeb Marketing System, I also investigated .

I heard good things about Magnetic Sponsoring. Founded by Mike Dillard, it is a useful program, and you can really learn a great deal from it. Indeed, the SpiderWeb Marketing System is built around the same type of funded proposal system that Magnetic Sponsoring is built on.

But, there are some significant differences that are quite obvious. The first is cost. The main thing that Magnetic Sponsoring is selling is Mike Dillard’s business book, that goes into great detail and helps you understand the funded proposal system, and gives you guidance and a good starting point to begin to establish the system that will bring in profit.

Compare that with The SpiderWeb Marketing System, which offers a free system that will do just about everything for you and get you set up with ease, to make money almost immediately. While it doesn’t offer the in-depth text that Magnetic Sponsoring does, it actually gives you the vehicle to make money, and sets itself up for you, while also including 22 training videos (and counting).

The second difference to look at is the source of income. As is evident from their introductory video, the primary source of income in Magnetic Sponsoring is from the prospect of leads that it generates. Once you’ve studied the book and learned how to implement the things taught in it, you can create a system that will bring in people that you can develop good relationship with and eventually pitch your primary business too. The SpiderWeb Marketing System is designed to increase your income as soon as you get set up. You can begin making money in less than an hour.

Magnetic Sponsoring has one source of income. The SpiderWeb System has 22. Granted, that one primary source from Magnetic Sponsoring can be very substantial, but if its not successful, you could be left high and dry. Contrast that to the 22 sources of income offered by The SpiderWeb Marketing System. Some may fluctuate, but with 22 streams of income, you are sure to have a significant positive flow that is consistent.

I’m not going to tell you that Magnetic Sponsoring is a bad program, but I will tell you that the SpiderWeb Marketing System is an amazing program that offers so much more than any other system. I’ve already been in the program for a good time, and after being in this industry for years, I can tell you a good program when I see one. Let me reiterate one important point: Its totally 100% free.

Take it from me - SpiderWeb Marketing is a safe venture, designed to incorporate the successes with many new innovative money-making strategies.

There are thousands who would agree.

Thanks so much. For more information, visit www.mynetbiz.biz.

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Okay, so here is my better, more reader-friendly take on that same information:

The SpiderWeb Marketing System is better than Mike Dillard’s Magnetic Sponsoring because even though both Internet-based business systems are actually nothing more than ways to build a list of marketing leads that you can promote your products and services to, the SpiderWeb system includes a much greater number of additional income streams so that you can make money with it in other manners besides just getting a bunch of people in your downline who may or may not ever buy stuff from you in the future. So go to mynetbiz.biz right now and get started immediately making both of us some money.

Okay, I’m going to do some surgical manipulation here, a bit of nip and tuck, taking the article provided as the initial opening salvo from the SpiderWeb System admin, a generic advert piece that I imagine is one and the same on each and every SWS weblog for each and every new SWS member when a member reaches this stage, and consequently sifting the content out of its guts and infusing my own magic into it. In other words, I am going to revise what has been given to me and make it my own. This is my first swing at this and I am going to go at it paragraph by paragraph on the first go or so. More or less anyhow, with a few exceptions to this rule as I go along. Maybe.

Hello,

Well. That right there has to change. This blog posting originally was the first one, but since I have written two postings and shifted the dates it has become the third one, and it feels unnatural to me to be saying “Hello” on the third strike, or base, or whatever. Like, who am I talking to? I wouldn’t necessarily be saying “Hello” to myself at this point, would I? Hell, no, so no “Hello”. Goodbye “Hello.” And hello “Huh?” Yeah, I like “Huh?” More in keeping with what I’m thinking. All right then.

Huh?

Douglas Ellsworth back again, writing to you from beautiful , , with some thoughts about a couple of great systems out there. I’ll cut to the chase. Magnetic Sponsoring is a good, well-established program. But the Spider Web Marketing System is better. Better as in, easier to set up, takes less time to maintain, and most importantly, makes more money.

Now that’s just . . . icky. I mean, first of all, what kind of idiot would use his real name like this, it might put you at risk of identity theft, like maybe some hacker could steal my name or something, and how come I come from a couple of beautiful punctuation marks? Wait a minute, that’s wrong too, dammit. It’s only one punctuation mark, used twice. How original. Hah! Commas! How boring. And how do I even know that they are commas, maybe they’re just messily applied apostrophes. Well. Now that I think of it, one of them could be a comma and the other one could be a messily applied apostrophe. Or maybe even a lone, lost singular quotation mark that somehow got detached from a dialogue or one of those idiomatic statements that would otherwise be prefaced with “so-called”, or something. Or maybe that should be ‘so-called’. Geez! Why do people have to make things so complicated? It’s beyond me. Well, anyway, whatever. Actually, I don’t really have anything against punctuation marks, but I don’t think I would call them beautiful. Functional, maybe, but beautiful? Hmmm. But where was I? Uhhh . . . a couple of great systems out there . . . right. But out where? Out West? Outside? Outhouse? Okay, I’m kidding on that last one. It was a joke . . . dumdeedum . . . hmmmmm, mmmmmm . . . okay, you can stop laughing now. I have got things to attend to here. Please, pay attention, whoever you are, this is for your own good. What’s for your own good? The two “great systems”, you idiot!!! And what two systems are they, you ask? It’s about time you cut to the chase! They are the . . . the . . . uh, something about a metallic spider . . . no! A refrigerator. Uhh . . . a magnet, yeah, it’s a magnet, that’s . . . one of them anyway. And I guess the other ’system,, has got something or other to do with a spider, but that’s kind of creepy. Dammit, why does this always happen? Just a minute . . . still looking . . . okay, here it is. Yeah. Oh! Oh, yeah, right. Magnetic Sponsoring and the SpiderWeb Marketing System, those are the two systems that are out . . . somewhere. And they’re great! But one’s supposed to be greater. Or maybe that was gooder. Well, one of them is better at making money. And it happens earlier, I think. So that’s all good. Yup. Everything’s copacetic here now. Took care of that paragraph, by golly.

There are so many different Internet systems out there that make all sorts of claims. Before getting into the SpiderWeb Marketing System, I also investigated .

Well, that’s rather vague. In the oh so serious world of the intrepid Netrepreneur, wouldn’t it be better to know precisely how many Internet systems are making exactly what type of claims. And what the hell is an Internet system anyway? What does that have to do with a website that claims to be a system for operating a business via the Internet. It seems to yours truly that a so-called “Internet system”, like that World Wide Web thing, and “a website that claims to be a system for operating a business via the Internet”, like, oh I don’t know — okay, I’ll just make up an imaginary such system, like we’re in some kind of Lord of the Harry Potter Rings imaginary fantasy world and call it, let’s see here, how about, yeah, I got it — Magnetic Spiders! I like that. Works for me. Okay then. Don’t you think that the World Wide Web, as a system, is just maybe a little bit, just a teensy-weensy tad different than an online business and marketing system like Magnetic Spider? Huh, Professor Dumbledorf, huh, Frodo? I mean, come on!!! And then there’s that second sentence. Investigated what!!?! And I don’t know about you, but me personally? I like to keep my end punctuation marks right up there tight and snuggling all intimately with the last letter at the end of a sentence. What’s with the little gap after “investigated” and before the period? Oh, right! He forgot (Well, actually, I think that that “he” should be “I”, as in yours truly, but I digress.) — he forgot what he was investigating!

I heard good things about Magnetic Sponsoring. Founded by Mike Dillard, it is a useful program, and you can really learn a great deal from it. Indeed, the SpiderWeb Marketing System is built around the same type of funded proposal system that Magnetic Sponsoring is built on.

You “heard good things”? What, is Magnetic Sponsoring dead or something? Why the past tense? And who is Mike Dillard? Does he know that you’re saying these morbid things about his, ha ha — “Internet system”? I can “learn a great deal”? What kind of deal? A deal for what? Discount shoes? Second-hand DVD players that fell off the back of a truck? And are you telling me that the SpiderWeb Marketing System is nothing more than a cheap imitation, a copycat? “Funded proposal system”? What’s that? Is it anything like a, ha ha, “Internet system”? Sheesh!

But, there are some significant differences that are quite obvious. The first is cost. The main thing that Magnetic Sponsoring is selling is Mike Dillard’s business book, that goes into great detail and helps you understand the funded proposal system, and gives you guidance and a good starting point to begin to establish the system that will bring in profit.

Now I’m confused. I thought SpiderWeb didn’t cost anything, and now they’re telling me that the cost difference between Magnetic Sponsoring and SpiderWeb is obvious. Well, that’s just great! Hey! It isn’t obvious to me! And this part here — “Mike Dillard’s business book, that goes into great detail” — shouldn’t that be which . . . uh, sorry, I mean shouldn’t that “that” in “business book, that goes into” be “which”, you know, like “business book, which goes into”. I really hate grammar mistakes. And wait a minute right here. Look at this: “helps you understand”; “gives you guidance”; and “bring in profit” — all seem like pretty decent points to yours truly. So what’s wrong with this guy Mike Dillard’s system, that Magnetic Whatever-It-Is, if it does all that? What’s wrong with selling that stuff? He’s some kind of businessman or something, isn’t he? I repeat: Sheesh!

Compare that with The SpiderWeb Marketing System, which offers a free system that will do just about everything for you and get you set up with ease, to make money almost immediately. While it doesn’t offer the in-depth text that Magnetic Sponsoring does, it actually gives you the vehicle to make money, and sets itself up for you, while also including 22 training videos (and counting).

Okay, if we’re going to be comparing stuff, let’s compare these three points — “free system”, “just about everything” and “set up with ease” — with the aforementioned three points from the previous paragraph — “helps you understand”, “gives you guidance” and “good starting point”. Now, if you were to believe that some type of system, Internet or otherwise, could “make money almost immediately”, which of the two sets of three points would you be more likely to accept? Twenty-two training videos sure doesn’t seem very immediate to me. I don’t have anything against training videos per se, and actually, even though at the time of this writing, or rather, this revision, which by the way sure isn’t any “at ease” sort of sitcom, I am only up to Training Video #10 in the SpiderWeb Marketing System (not to be confused with the World Wide Web), mainly because I have a really old computer with a lot of garbage clogging its arteries and a somewhat less than stable Internet connection for some reason that escapes my ken, I must admit that these training videos are, well, pretty good, and they have helped me at least get this far in my struggle to become an Internet kazillionaire — yeah, the SpiderWeb videos are nothing to scoff at . . . but where was I? Oh, never mind.

The second difference to look at is the source of income. As is evident from their introductory video, the primary source of income in Magnetic Sponsoring is from the prospect of leads that it generates. Once you’ve studied the book and learned how to implement the things taught in it, you can create a system that will bring in people that you can develop good relationship with and eventually pitch your primary business too. The SpiderWeb Marketing System is designed to increase your income as soon as you get set up. You can begin making money in less than an hour.

The second difference? Isn’t this the fourth difference? Can these people even count? Thrice I now emote: Sheesh! And look, grammar problems again!! “Relationship” isn’t a noncount noun, for Pete’s sake (I digress again, but does anybody know who this Pete guy is? That’s always bothered me. How am I suppose to do something for Pete’s sake when I don’t even know who he is, or where he lives, or what his stupid problem is either? Double-sheesh!). Make money in less than an hour? That’s pretty vague, don’t you think? How much less? Minutes? Seconds? Nano-moments? What, like in 59 minutes I am going to already be an Internet kazillionaire, just as soon as I finish setting up the Spider system thingee, with all those “and counting” videos? At this rate I’ll never even finish Video #10. I’d better hurry up with this revision so I can hurry up and WAIT for my instant noodle cash fantasy to manifest itself out of thin air, like some sort of monosodium glutamate nightmare fever freakout. Or maybe it’s in only 1 minute. Maybe it’s 1 second. Now that would be really fast. Triple-sheesh with MSG on top!!!

Magnetic Sponsoring has one source of income. The SpiderWeb System has 22. Granted, that one primary source from Magnetic Sponsoring can be very substantial, but if its not successful, you could be left high and dry. Contrast that to the 22 sources of income offered by The SpiderWeb Marketing System. Some may fluctuate, but with 22 streams of income, you are sure to have a significant positive flow that is consistent.

Twenty-two streams of income? I though it was twenty-two training videos. Are they supposed to be the same thing? Since I have at least already worked my way through nine of these training videos, where are my nine streams of income? How come I’m not an Internet kazillionaire yet? Talk about consistency . . . .

I’m not going to tell you that Magnetic Sponsoring is a bad program, but I will tell you that the SpiderWeb Marketing System is an amazing program that offers so much more than any other system. I’ve already been in the program for a good time, and after being in this industry for years, I can tell you a good program when I see one. Let me reiterate one important point: Its totally 100% free.

“I’m not going to tell you that Magnetic Sponsoring is a bad program . . . .” Uh-huh. That’s like saying, don’t think about sex. Okay, SpiderWeb could very well be an amazing program as is claimed here, but that doesn’t mean one must go around making unsubstantial implications — didn’t they already kind of indicate in a not so roundabout fashion without actually just blurting it out that Magnetic Sponsoring is DOA? Remember this? “I heard good things about Magnetic Sponsoring.” Heard? Unless they are trying to mislead the reader into thinking you should probably think RIP on Magnetic Sponsoring, you know what I mean, they most certainly coulda shoulda mighta used the present perfect aspect and stated “have heard” instead. I don’t get it. Why do people go on and on and on, repeating themselves and saying the same thing over and over endlessly again and again ad infinitum ad nauseam when a simple and direct “It Stinks!” would suffice, but oh, no, they gotta just keeping saying it and saying it and saying it that Magnetic Whatever is maybe kinda sorta perhaps not as bad as it seems and so on and so forth et cetera et cetera et cetera. I guess some people just like to hear themselves talk, just totally love to come up with lots and lots of words and phrases and lingo and language and talking in tongues and all that and everything. Sheesh sheesh sheesh sheesh!!!!! And then there’s this — “already been in the program for a good time” — like someone would be in a program for a bad time? Man . . . I’m just shaking my head in disgust and disbelief.

Take it from me - SpiderWeb Marketing is a safe venture, designed to incorporate the successes with many new innovative money-making strategies.

I’m beginning to feel . . . exhausted. Okay. Alright already! I’ll take it, whatever “it” is supposed to be, from you, this Spider system is a safe — whoah! I just realized! This “take it from me” me is actually this I me, like the me, myself and I me . . . isn’t it? I’m just getting so . . . tired . . . I feel weak . . . drained of energy, as if resistance is futile — where did I hear that before . . . .

There are thousands who would agree.

Only thousands? Aren’t there like ten billion people on the planet or something, with like half of them in China, or India, or Iraq, or some place. And agree with what, with whom?

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Thanks for nothing! Go here and give me your goddamn money. Now!! It’s free! www.mynetbiz.biz

So, this is actually my second posting in this particular weblog. This baby comes already loaded up with a bunch of things pertaining to SpiderWeb put in place by admin, and since it is early days for me and mynetbiz.biz/blog, at this point those guys, the admin postings, are pretty much still hanging in there. My plan though is to revise and or reject this birthday cake content in favor of scribbling my own stuff.

I am just now getting to know this system and all its tangents; this is my second Wordpress weblog but the first one I have become somewhat comfortable with — in fact, I seem to have misplaced the original email address account stats used to register the first one, meaning, I forgot which account I used, ha ha. This Wordpress interface is a bit of an alien landscape compared to Blogger, which I am pretty well enjoying playing around with now since having started it in April. I would like to look upon my efforts trying to hold to a particular focus in Chaos Chasm II (the aforementioned blogger weblog) as a training exercise for what I am about to approach with this new weblog effort. So, here we go, tally ho! Ha ha.

And how did I get there?

In no small part it had to do with Oregon Pinot Noir and a Mickey D’s in Taipei. It emerged from chaos and the chasm wherein it dwells, roiling and tumbling itself into a perceived coherence. Giving it up to the Universe, the Way and Byways of Lao Zi, that Nada Wei, or 無 為 if you insist, all conflicted with purposeful and direct manipulation of neurochems by means of angst-tinged interest in entraining the dominant current of choice, its bounce height and pace, which, apparently, emanates from within the skull software of yours truly and his most personal intimate so as to chill and be copacetic.

What am I saying here? What do you want to understand?